Government Harvest Report

Government Harvest Report

Dear Comrade,

Obviously we have to have a harvest report, being a Socialist Country.  It appears the most excellent decisions of our Dear Father Presidente’ Obama have led to a bountiful harvest.  Bumper crops are now at market and will be at your market soon.

Please be prepared to cue in line so that you are able to bring your rations home to share with your family.

Your Comrades in line to enjoy the successful harvests. Be there early as if it is the iPhone 6, but your treat, My Dear Comrade, will be vegetables and onions.

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